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The Hunterrhea says: WARNING: THE OWNER OF THIS SHIRT IS INFECTED WITH HUNTERRHEA SYMPTOMS: Infected person often shows a need for the outdoors, sunshine, and fresh air. Anxiety commonly increases as hunting season draws closer. Mounts and brags about deceased animals displayed around the home. Patient often owns many firearms and a 4x4 truck. Camouflage is the choice clothing. Frequently rises early for hunting trips but not for work. Physically and emotionally aggressive toward all small animals and conservationists. Patient seems constantly preoccupied, nearly deaf to wife and kids. PROGNOSIS: Disease is incurable, but not fatal. Medication is useless. TREATMENT: Infected people should go deer hunting as often as possible, or seek counseling at Buddy's Front Porch EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES The Deerrhea says: WARNING: THE OWNER OF THIS SHIRT IS INFECTED WITH DEERRHEA SYMPTOMS: Infected person is typically found in the woods, attaching ladders to trees long before deer season opens. Spends long hours searching for deer droppings, rubbed trees, scrapes, and trails. Can own many firearms and a 4x4 truck. Wears clothing that resembles trees, set off by an orange vest. Makes odd grunting noises while striking fake antlers against each other. Can smell like fox urine or doe scent. Patient often appears preoccupied, ignoring wife and not noticing rain or freezing temperatures. PROGNOSIS: Disease is incurable, but not fatal. Medication is useless. TREATMENT: Infected people should go deer hunting as often as possible, or seek counseling at Buddy's Front Porch EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES |
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